Hi! How are you? Here you are on my home page.
It isn't really all that interesting a page,
and most people come here looking for something else. What now?
Let's see if i can figure out why you're here and direct you to the right place.

You need your computer fixed.
Or perhaps a Web site, database, or technical manual.

You need someone to prepare your taxes.

You want to know what I am selling on eBay right now

You want me to sell something for you on eBay.

You're looking for my General Tso's Chicken Page. Someone probably told you it was funny.

You think you know me from somewhere, or are just wondering
"Who is Eric Hochman and why does he do all these seemingly unrelated things?"