You need your computer fixed.
Or perhaps a Web site, database, or technical manual.
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You want to know what I am selling on eBay right now
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You're looking for my General Tso's Chicken Page. Someone probably told you it was funny.
You think you know me from somewhere, or are just wondering
"Who is Eric Hochman and why does he do all these seemingly unrelated things?"